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Pandora's Saga- 1: Pandora

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Published: Feb 16, 2014

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You sat near Fire Fox's house, wondering how you got here. The headphones you were wearing blared rock music as you got up, walking around. Suddenly something bright passed you quickly, blowing your (h/l) hair out of place and almost ripping your glasses off your nose from the resulting wind. With a small curse you smoothed your hair back down, looking in the direction it had gone. You growled when you realized it was coming back, stepping away. A motorcycle stopped in front of you, its rider folding his visor into his green, red, and yellow headphones. He wore a black hoodie with the hood down, and baggy jeans. He cocked his head, narrowing his gold eyes at you. You did so in return, turning off your music.

"You're new..." He stated.
"Yeah, and you are... Chrome, right?" You asked quietly.

"Yeah. And you're...?" He wondered aloud.

"Pandora." You responded.

"You a friend of Fox's?" He asked.

"Uh... No. I haven't met him." You laughed, drawing a curious look from Chrome.

"Have you met anyone yet?" He chuckled lightly. You shook your head, then facepalmed.

"Well, um... Other than you. Kinda just appeared. Now I don't know exactly what to do." You sighed. He chuckled again, putting his pale hand on your head.

"Come on! You can live with me!" He laughed, hopping on the cycle, which looked vaguely like a Tron light cycle. You followed and one blink of an eye you were in front of a mansion, Chrome helping you off. A man ran out of the giant building, his multicolored tie swaying and his blazer flapping as he held his glasses on with one finger.

"Chrome!" He gasped, leaning over and putting is hands on his slack-clad knees as he wheezed, despite the fact that he seemed pretty young, and fairly fit. "Chrome! You- You forgot- You forgot national mustache day!" With that he put a mustache on Chrome's upper lip. You deadpanned for a few seconds, then laughed loudly. The man was also wearing a bushy black mustache, but his grin was clearly visible.

"You know Google... You're the strangest person I've ever met. Other than maybe Plus." Chrome sighed, running his hand over his mustache.

"Oh no! You don't have a mustache either dear! Here..." He started rummaging through his pockets, pulling out a sleek, cartoon-y (Romano) mustache with curled ends. "AH! Here it is!" He declared, placing it on your lip.

"YAY!" You laughed, hugging him. He picked you up in the hug, laughing happily as Chrome looked on awkwardly.

"HASHTAG WTF JACKWAGONS!? WHY DIDN'T PLUS GET INVITED TO A GROUP HUG!?" A loud, shrill voice yelled as a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes in red and white tackled both you and Google, causing you to all dog pile on Chrome, who attempted to free himself before giving up, sighing.

"NO MY GLASSES!" Google yelled before you handed them to him, earning a small thanks before he put them back on.

"Hey Plus..." Chrome sighed.

"Yes~...?" Plus giggled.

"You're an idiot. Now GET OFF!" Chrome yelled, shoving you all off. You landed on top of Plus, both of you giggling insanely. Google and Chrome both helped you up, Google smiling and Chrome blushing and muttering apologies. Plus got up too, still laughing.

"OMG! LIKE, YOUR OUTFIT IS SO TOTALLY FAB! COME HERE! I NEED A SELFIE!" He yelled, pulling you to his side and snapping a picture with his phone. Chrome grabbed your arm and pulled you into the house, muttering irritably.

"Tsundere." You stated as the word popped into your head. "You're really tsundere Chrome."

"FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE WHO GETS IT!" Two voices yelled as Google and a man in green with dark green horns and hair wrapped their arms around your shoulders.

"Hey cutie, I'm Deviant! What's your name?" The green-haired man asked flirtatiously.

"P-Pandora..." You stammered, blushing.

"NO LEMONS DEVIANT!" Google yelled, making the artist site blush.

"I COULD TELL SHE WAS ANOTHER ARTISTIC SITE YOU OVERRATED SEARCH ENGINE!" He screamed.

"Bing~!" A site in dark blue and white with white hair laughed, his dark eyes glowing mischievously.

"THAT'S IT! I WILL HACK YOU BOTH!" Google declared.

"NO! MY STORIES!" The man in blue screamed, running up the stairs.

"NO MY ART!" Deviantart screamed, following suit.

"Sorry they're so weird." Chrome sighed.

"Ah, it's fine. I think you're all pretty cool." You chuckled, causing Chrome to blush.

"Come on. You can have the room next to mine." He stated, pulling you up the stairs. You barely heard him mutter, "Not giving Deviant or Fanfic any openings for lemons..."