Karkat X Reader X Sollux

"HEY ASSHAT! YOU ALIVE?" Karkat screamed, jolting you out of your thoughts. You turned your mic back on.

"The hell do you want Vantas?" You growled, expertly burying your emotions.

"Invite uth to the game." Sollux lisped.

"No." You stated.

"But why~?" Sollux whined.

"Because Karkat will troll me." You responded blankly. 

"AGH I SWEAR TO GOG YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! INVITE US, I WON'T TROLL." Karkat promised.

"Kay. Sent it." You sighed, hurrying over to the spawn point of the Minecraft world, decked out in diamond armor with an iron sword. When they spawned you immediately began laughing. Karkat was wearing a mermaid skin and Sollux was wearing a cat skin in a dress.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY NOOKWHIF!?" Karkat yelled.

"YOU- AHAHA- SHIT! YOU GUYS DIDN'T- KHLDJAKHFKLJ- DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR SKINS AFTER I LEFT!" You cackled. 

"WHAT THE FUCK (Y/N)!?!" Karkat screeched indignantly, punching your player and doing no damage.

"TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" You laughed, running off.

"I AM SO GOING TO HACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Karkat threatened.

"OH SHIT! NUBBY'S MAD!" You yelled, exit-and-saving, then turning off your Xbox. You continued laughing as you got up, putting down your headset and racing to your Husktop and blocking Karkat. Sollux sent you a message and you deleted it without opening it. With a sigh you sat down and began clicking coding into an e-mail. When it was finished you smiled. It would destroy all of the coding in their computers. You typed a few more lines so it would blink "YOU'RE WELCOME FRIEND!- (Y/n)."  You smiled and clicked send. You twisted your torso left, then right, popping your back. Well you couldn't turn on the Xbox, Sollux would hack you. So you decided to make Ramen. After eating three servings you got bored and decided to go over to Sollux's house. One: Because he wouldn't hack his own Xbox. Two: Because you could open your email for him while he was in another room. Three: Because he's your flush- I mean friend. So you grabbed your keys and jogged to his hive. You let yourself in, to a sight you hadn't ever wanted to see: Sollux kissing Aradia. 

"Nope." You stated, turning on your heel and marching out, (b/c) tears streaming down your face as you shut the door a little too loudly. There was Karkat, strolling down the sidewalk with his shoulders hunched, mumbling angrily. 

"WHAT THE FUCK?" He yelled when he caught sight of your tear soaked face. You passed him, but the red blooded troll caught your arm. You yanked it out of his grip and shuffled along. 

"(Y/N) WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG?" He asked, just as Sollux ran out of his hive.

"(Y/N)! KK! DID YOU THEE THAT? YETH!" He screamed triumphantly, not seeing your tear stained face. You sprinted back to your hive, tears rushing down your face in greater quantities as you locked your door and ran up to your room, burying your face into your pillows and tossing a pile of blankets over your body. After a few minutes the blankets were tossed off, and you were lifted up. You shut your eyes, hanging your head. 

"(Y/N)! WHAT'TH WRONG?" Sollux asked, his voice full of panic.

"Get out of my house." You muttered. 

"HELL NO YOU FUCKING NOOKLICKER! NOT UNTIL YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!" Karkat demanded. You felt your anger seethe as you grit your teeth.

"Nothing's wrong." You ground out. 

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT! WE'RE YOUR MOIRAILS! WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING TELL US?" Karkat screamed. With a loud yell you broke Sollux's grasp, standing in front of them angrily.

"WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE! NOW GET. OUT!" You screamed angrily, tears streaming your face as your voice broke.

"I refuthe to leave until you tell me." Sollux stubbornly stated.

"ME EITHER." Karkat yelled, crossing his arms.

"You know what? Fuck you two. Do you want to know why I never express what I feel? Because of this SHIT! WHY WOULD I WANT EMOTIONS IF THEY ONLY GET ME HURT!?"

"(y/n) what're you thaying?" Sollux wondered warily.

"I CRIED BECAUSE NOW THAT YOU HAVE A GOG DAMNED MATESPIRIT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING IGNORE KARKAT AND I, AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE A FRIEND! SO FUCK YOU SOLLUX, FUCK YOU." You half-lied, flipping them both off as you stalked away.

"(y/n) wait-"

"Shut the fuck up Sollux. I forgot to give a shit again."
"YOU FUCKING SELFISH, ARROGANT, BITCHY, RETARDED, NOOK!" Karkat screamed. "YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR HIM! HE FINALLY GOT THE GIRL HE HAS WANTED TO DATE SINCE BEFORE HE KNEW YOU EXISTED!" You ignored him, pulling on your coat and marching out the door. You stumbled as Karkat punched you in the back, but you kept going.

"You want the whole truth?" You asked sadly, stopping and turning.

"Yeth. (y/n) I jutht want to help! I thwear I wouldn't forget you!" Sollux cried.

"Okay. I'm flushed for you Sollux. I'm flushed for you too Karkat. And you know what? I hated it when you two talked about Terezi and Aradia. It made me feel so ugly. But you know what? Now that you probably don't want to be my friend I'm okay with you knowing. I'm ugly anyway, and you guys deserve better. So bye I guess." You sighed, feeling your blood pusher being ripped to shreds as you walked off. A hand on your shoulder stopped you. You turned around slowly, (b/c) tears dripping from your eyes slowly.

"(y/n) I'm flushed for you too." Sollux's voice said quietly, prompting you to look up. Sollux's face was completely yellow as he hugged you. He stepped back and Karkat stepped forward, his face the color of a cherry.

"You ass hole. I've been flushed for you for so long I can't remember how I started." He groaned, hugging you tightly. You grabbed Sollux's arm and dragged him into the hug, smiling.

"Oh shit Aradia's coming." Karkat cursed.